Wed, Jan. 11th, 2006, 07:16 am
On leave from the 12th 'til the 16th...
One of the most appalling, atrocious, and just plain bad artists of our time:avril lavigne
What a ridiculous idea. Did I mention some people out there actually enjoy listening to this?( Click to see more crooked failuresCollapse )
Thu, Dec. 29th, 2005, 11:29 pm
Ginger came up to Beale and spent Christmas with me. She arrived on the 22nd // 23rd during the night and left the 26th. We exchanged gifts and celebrated the Holiday for the first time together. Next time I go down to Vegas / she comes up to Beale, we will get our pictures done and I'll probably post them. She wants me in my blues, which may be a problem because they are the most uncomfortable pieces of shit ever. They look nice, don't get me wrong, but it's such a pain to walk around in them. After she left, my room was inspected by the Senior Master Sergeant (1st shirt) of the 13th IS. I got one demerit for my room and a little candy cane for "doing so well." My supervisor, SSgt S****r, won NCO of the year at the Group level (maybe Wing level, not entirely sure). That would be NCO of the year out of over 1,000 competitors. His supervisor, MSgt **a*en, won NCO of the quarter for the same level. Congrats to both of them. They really are the best bosses I've worked for in my life. They also both seem to like me as well. That's definitely some good stuff.
Also, good news is this: I was playing on Dust and Assault today against ,) (also known as evil|legendary), and I was actually keeping up with him during both games. Either I'm getting better or he's getting worse. I'd rather believe the first choice, but hey. My eff. has gone up from 65% to 67% in the last month too. Maybe, maybe. For those of you who don't know, Dust and Assault are maps in a computer game called "Counter-Strike." Very enjoyable times.
Wed, Dec. 21st, 2005, 12:50 am
Ginger has a lot of things to learn. I do too, but I was 100% correct during our argument. It was actually more of a one sided beat down with her eventually budging…a little. For better. That is all I will say about that. And yes, I tried thinking in her shoes throughout the entire dealeo. Nothing she said made sense. Nothing. Oh damn, was she wrong or what!
I have been playing on the [AllAdmin.net] | 24/7 Assault 1 server @ 188.8.131.52:27015 for a few months. During the first 1 ½ months of my online experience there, I haven’t had any problems with hackers. At least…for the most part. Sure, one will hop in from time to time, but he will be banned almost immediately after the hack is discovered. They’re discovered (normally) due to one of three things: being shot inside the warehouse by someone on the outside | obvious running incredibly fast at some point in the round | or multiple head shots without missing. The issue would get resolved fairly quickly, back in the day. Their Steam ID would be perma-banned on the spot 9 times out of 10. Lately, however, I’ve had a major hesitation in playing on this server. It’s because in the last few weeks, the admin just haven’t cared. It’s not VAC Secured and nobody enforces the cheat rule. On top of that, many people (around 55%) approve of AWP usage, which is close to the most pathetic thing I could think of in this day in age…I wanted to know what happened. Well? What happened to the server? Why does nobody care? >:EB:< went down a week ago and I haven’t seen any Evil Brothers since the 12th or 13th.
Who makes country music tolerable? Garth. Fucking. Brooks. Not George Straight. Not Rascal Flatts. Fucking Brooks does. That’s right. Maybe some Joe Diffie too. No boring shit and definitely no gay shit for me.
That is all for now. Have a great Air Force day!
Mon, Dec. 19th, 2005, 11:57 pm
She starts another argument...
Here we go again...
I was going through my old HD and found I still had this:Top Commenters on while706's LiveJournal(Self and anonymous comments excluded from rankings)
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Also, a new photo of what home looks like as of this afternoon:
Finally, check out this site: http://www.oldversion.com/
It's better there.
Wed, Dec. 14th, 2005, 01:53 am
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother's womb. Shortly thereafter he grew a beard.
Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
Chuck Norris won 'Jumanji' without ever saying the word. He simply beat the living shit out of everything that was thrown at him, and the game forfeited.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean.
Chuck Norris's girlfriend once asked him how much wood a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. He then shouted, "HOW DARE YOU RHYME IN THE PRESENCE OF CHUCK NORRIS!" and ripped out her throat. Holding his girlfriend's bloody throat in his hand he bellowed, "Don't fuck with Chuck!" Two years and five months later he realized the irony of this statement and laughed so hard that anyone within a hundred mile radius of the blast went deaf.
Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.
To prove it isn't that big of a deal to beat cancer. Chuck Norris smoked 15 cartons of cigarettes a day for 2 years and aquired 7 different kinds of cancer only to rid them from his body by flexing for 30 minutes. Beat that, Lance Armstrong.
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
Chuck Norris was the fourth Wiseman. He brought baby Jesus the gift of "beard". Jesus wore it proudly to his dying day. The other Wisemen, jealous of Jesus' obvious gift favoritism, used their combined influence to have Chuck omitted from the Bible. Shortly after all three died of roundhouse kick related deaths.
Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.
If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.
Chuck Norris does not have AIDS but he gives it to people anyway.
When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes ever.
Chuck Norris can make a woman climax by simply pointing at her and saying "booya".
When Chuck Norris plays Oregon Trail his family does not die from cholera or dysentery, but rather roundhouse kicks to the face. He also requires no wagon, since he carries the oxen, axels, and buffalo meat on his back. He always makes it to Oregon before you.
Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.
When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it is not because he is gay, but because he has run out of women.
After much debate, President Truman decided to drop the atomic bomb on Hiroshima rather than the alternative of sending Chuck Norris. His reasoning? It was more "humane".
Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.
Chuck Norris once shot a German plane down with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"
The original theme song to the Transformers was actually "Chuck Norris--more than meets the eye, Chuck Norris--robot in disguise," and starred Chuck Norris as a Texas Ranger who defended the earth from drug-dealing Decepticons and could turn into a pick-up. This was far too much awesome for a single show, however, so it was divided.
Macgyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips, but Chuck Norris can kill him and take it.
Chuck Norris frequently signs up for beginner karate classes, just so he can "accidentally" beat the shit out of little kids.
One of the greatest cover-ups of the last century was the fact that Hitler did not commit suicide in his bunker, but was in fact tea-bagged to death by Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch." - unknown source
Mon, Dec. 12th, 2005, 05:42 pm
I have a lot on my mind right now.
First off, the last time I worked, everything functioned like it was supposed to. I wasn’t in the happiest of moods because of that. We were down there a very long time. As a matter of fact, some camels went through their entire childhood while I was at work. That usually isn’t the case…at least in recent times.
My room is a mess. It’s not terrible or damn near impossible to get to the bathroom, but there is rubbish on the ground in spots and I need to dust soon. It’s cluttered in most places. Basically, it doesn’t look clean.
California, Iowa, and Texas suck. Ass. So do politicians, in general. Especially those that believe everything they hear on FOX News. If people didn’t watch the “news” on this channel, we may have a decent president in office right now. Or maybe, if they showed more than just one side on every channel, people would realize a few things. Same idea with CNN, although not to the same extreme.
Smokers are idiots. I’m so very glad we have them because they help reduce the taxes I pay.
Ginger was complaining earlier today that we might not have enough money to have the wedding. Somehow, she doesn’t realize we’ve already paid for half the stuff already. And we still have over ½ a year to go before the thing happens. She couldn’t grasp this, apparently.
I’ve been thinking… in reality, the speed limit rules on base (and in general, but I’m focussing on base for right now) are stupid. In some cases, many cases, downright dangerous. If we didn’t post speed limit signs, people wouldn’t look at them, in which case they are taking their eyes off the road and potentially running into a small child. Or dog. Or cow. Same idea works with stop signs and their enforcement on completely stopping. Stopping, as in coming to a complete two second stop at the stop sign. The point is to have the person check all directions for oncoming traffic and pedestrians. Or cows. Whatever might be in the area. It’s not to actually do the whole bureaucracy thing of, “It sounds good, so lets do it! It’ll make me look better!” I say enforce stuff like speeding ridiculously fast over a safe speed in the area, not using your turn signal when you have to, parking in no parking zones, etc. Stuff that makes sense. Quit enforcing the bullshit traffic laws that we have today.
Ahh, the joys of CS 1.6.